For me, there were several dollar store trinkets that already broke, and one toy for my kids that was a huge sparkly styrofoam mess waiting to happen, so I threw it out rather than curse anyone else with it.

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    7 months ago

    Do you happen to have pictures/videos? I can’t imagine what you’re talking about.

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      7 months ago

      Of the mess, no. But here’s a pic of Satan’s abomination…

      It’s basically tiny styrofoam balls that stick together, I think it’s mostly static electricity holding it together. Once you open the package, and start manipulating the biodiversity hazard, it leaves little pieces of itself everywhere.

      Much like herpes, and just as welcome. In my case, Satan was feeling extra cute so there was glitter mixed into the packaged santorum.

      It’s now day 6 after opening and I guarantee I’ll find little purple and pink assholes around my house

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        7 months ago

        Wow. Do you have a product name so I can gift that to people I hate?

        Also, who exactly did you piss off to get that as present?