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Itte@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon goes to the gym

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Anon goes to the gym

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Itte@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    cute /fit/ receptionist asks me to give her a ride home

    Yeah, this didn’t happen

    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Let a man dream.

    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      Ehhhh, I have been hit on that way before. Only twice, and it was after long periods of time interacting with the person. Mind you, only the one time was at a gym and it wasn’t an employee of the gym.

      But, yeah, it’s greentext, of course it’s fiction. But the scenario itself isn’t totally implausible. Some people are willing to take giant risks like that.

  • guyrocket@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    Oh look, a hot girl.

    RUN!

  • MxM111@kbin.social
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    2 years ago

    I can relate. I do not go to gym either.

    • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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      2 years ago

      Especially that one.

  • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM
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    He thought a car would materialize

    • Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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      He should have downloaded a car!

      • decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works
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        You wouldn’t download a car though!

        • ANON@lemmy.mlBanned
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          Removed by mod

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    She didn’t even know where he lives.

  • deathbird@mander.xyz
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    Order an Uber XL like right then. Chat her up while you wait.

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