You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
For those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
So no go?
Quack
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Typically a demo flight at an airport is like $100. Go do that, too!
The first thing is probably quack… I would love to fly to someone in the park working on something and solve the issue for them. I’d like to be known as a helpful duck.
Got any grapes?
Quack
Cover my feathers in wax like substance from my ass glands. Once I’m all waxed up I go for a swim.
I suppose I’d duck.
I find someone with a corkscrew fetish.
- explain the whole thing to my partner and ask them to protect me.
Failing that:
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carefully waddle to where I know people feed ducks
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practice flying and copy other ducks
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ask other ducks for tips
I’d duck. Then I would probably duck some more.
I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Rake in the lake
It’s a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose
Peace was never an option.
Murder.
Peace was never an option.
