• Asafum@feddit.nl
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    11 months ago

    She’s always trying to keep a straight face, she works for Fox “news” where their daily meetings on that days news involves important news worthy conversations like “Mr.potatohead gender controversy” and “m&m sexyness.”

    Biden releasing bears that “will totally 100% come to your door, steal your beer and your spouse, and become a communist leader in the community,” would rank as one of the more serious stories they’d tell.

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      11 months ago

      Biden releasing bears that “will totally 100% come to your door, steal your beer and your spouse, and become a communist leader in the community,” would rank as one of the more serious stories they’d tell.

      Well, I guess a broken clock is right twice a day. It’d be hard for them not to talk about the bears, tho. Shit’s been crazy out here.

      Jacob, if you come across this message, please come home. I love you, and your son needs his father.