• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it’s origins.)

    A programmer finds a genie -

    genie “You have 3 wishes”

    Man: “I wish for a trillion dollars”

    Genie “done”

    Man “I wish I had a hot girlfriend”

    Genie “dude just ask your crush.”

    Man “I’m scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there”

    Genie “come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I’ll have to deal with. Try something easier”

    Man “okay, ummm…I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it”

    Genie “how many lanes?”

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    1 year ago

    It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.

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    1 year ago

    ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let’s go back to 2016.

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    1 year ago

    Its a shame the color wasn’t used… it could have been blue for americans or red for the civilized world