• Gary Ghost@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Sounds cliche but I would have a massive animal sanctuary. Our domesticated animals shouldn’t be left alone. They need us as much as we need them.

  • amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 month ago

    I’d spawn a million tons of cash above every single capitalist’s house and let them be suffocated to death by the thing they love most

  • \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
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    1 month ago

    Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.

  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Tell no one, live in my tiny house, buy high quality jeans, travel a lot by myself, get a library’s worth of books, and make art/video games all day.

  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
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    Yes, it has happened to me.

    I had put my money into the ticket vending machine on the train platform. The ticket came out, but the machine could not cut off the paper properly. Well, not too serious, I could live with that ticket that was looking just a little bit crumpled. After several seconds, an error message appeared on the screen. Then the machine decided to give me my money back. So I had both: my ticket and my money.

    I liked that so much that I tried it again, and it gave exactly the same result again.

    I could probably have repeated it for hours, but then my train appeared. :-)

  • InfiniteGlitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago
    • Tell absolutely no one.
    • Helping the people who did help me when I was in need of help.
    • Live an simple, boring life.
    • Continue studying what I like (I love learning).
  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    1 month ago

    People have found these and gotten arrested over exploiting them, let’s be real

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        Right? Don’t go hog wild. Live slightly above your current means. Don’t hoard, just… Cruise, be chill. Nobody needs millions. Nobody needs hundreds of thousands. You just need enough to do the simple things you enjoy without being excessive.

  • Iunnrais@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Found and fully fund an activist think tank aimed exclusively at moving the Overton window left.

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      If you make a black hole next to the sun, I’m thinking the sun is gonna be the thing that orbits the black hole. Also the whole solar system is fucked. But maybe that’s what you wanted with that scenario. 😅

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    29 days ago

    this already exists, it’s called the stock market. largest international casino ever conceived, learn the rules and it’s all the $ you could possibly want (scaling above the 1 million mark gets tricky, admittedly)