This very much reads like Burt Ward himself eats this dog food (and, presumably as a result, has remained 26 years old since 1971).
Whoa, their giant bag has an even crazier design: https://www.chewy.com/gentle-giants-natural-non-gmo-dog/dp/248670
Sweet baby Jesus, I can only imagine how often the printer rollers need to be replaced.
I kind of like that first one for some reason? If you try and read it it’s horrible of course but as a general pattern I don’t hate it
Yes, I would like the tabloid dog food
This feels like something that would pop-up on your pc after you try to download a Minecraft mod from the third page of bing
https://cari.institute/aesthetics/dollar-store-vernacular absolute treasure trove of design like this
Child stars all end up a bit loopy, apparently the Boy Wonder is no different.
ALL-ONE!
Like Dr Bronners, pretty sure I’ve heard this dog food is actually very highly recommended
DOG WALKING IS HOLY WORK!
Enjoy only one treat per day! Dilute in warm water if a good boi.