But what about Brian
Is the Bobiverse a JOKE to you???
Oh my, I haven’t thought about that series in many years!
To be fair, its not Jesus or Muhammed, but the massive ministries that propped them up as icons for rallying power.
And classical history features plenty of other divine images and massacres in their name.
Humans are suckers for it, especially in hard times and mass precarity. And that’s the problem we have to fix if we want to be a serious contender civilization.
If Bob is an aristocrat, a big politician or an enterpreneur, people get killed in the name of Bob.
Clearly has never read the bobiverse.
I would send this to people, but the “We Fucking Love Atheism” watermark would make me seem cringy as fuck, so I will not.
People might not assign Bobs magical properties, but they do just fine in getting people killed.
Robert E Lee - Confederate general
Sir Robert Peel - ‘Father’ of modern policing
Robert Mugabe - Former revolutionary and president of Zimbabwe
Baron Robert Clive - helped set up East India Trading Co
Various Kings and would-be Kings Robert - found all over Europe, can’t even guess how many literally died ‘in the name of’ these Bobs
Etc.
Those are FALSE BOBS! I follow only the one true Bob, and he’s chill AF.
We are legion, we are Bob!
Hell, Bob didn’t even marry a 6 year old. That’s a plus for Bobism.
Bob is the only true Messiah and I will cruelly murder anyone who says otherwise!
Unfortunately several people have been killed by Bob’s followers.
I think there’s even a Netflix documentary about them.
His name was Robert Paulson
