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TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days ago

Baby Saves Affair

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Baby Saves Affair

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 21 days ago
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SANTA CLARA, CA—Following a long rough patch that had led them to consider ending their adulterous relationship, local married man Greg Whitfeld, 47, and his lover Arden Sullivan, 28, confided to reporters Monday that their affair had been saved by having a baby. The week-old infant, who along with the affair has been kept hidden […]
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    21 days ago

    Okay this one’s a teeny bit dark

    • charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works
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      21 days ago

      the best kind of humor

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    21 days ago

    “Having this much indiscriminate sex is really, really fun,” he added. “I enjoy it very much.”

    chef’s kiss

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