Hey kids, I had an idea again. So I performed this highly scientific study. — # Introduction U know wound adhesive spray? It’s basically super glue you spray on wounds to close them and prevent germs and dirt from entering. # Theory If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, then I have a 50/50 chance that it can also work on plants. To verify this highly scientific theory, I made a small experiment. # Steps to reproduce ## Step 1: Choose a victim. I chose this poor motherfucker. [https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/f61aec6b-a3b1-4b9e-a144-213a21182770.jpeg] [https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/fce227e5-03dd-4843-83d7-88821851e7b6.jpeg] ## Step 2: Surgery Grab the most disgusting and dullest knife you can find, and cut a dent in it. [https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/6c323b90-89ad-4a31-b10c-5ebaf7bcac7a.png] [https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/9c549da8-0282-4c7e-9aad-07d51c2982c6.jpeg] ## Step 3: Spray adhesive on the cut (I accidentally made a carnivorous plant? Cool!) [https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/cb8cb308-0d6a-4003-ad8a-13a5d2d80b81.jpeg] # Step 4: Wait a day If we just would have left it as it, it would be absolutely dead by now in the summers heat. But it isn’t, surprise! [https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/09f7f9cf-926d-42dc-90a5-6e2c787cd96a.jpeg] # Learning That stuff closes wounds on plants very good. I see no necrosis, despite probably hitting the vegetable artery. It’s like nothing ever happened. As a professional idiot I approve that method and will from now on use it when I’m accidentally beheading one of my beloved greens again.