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minus-squareOneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 month ago“Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut” - your doctor, probably
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI’m imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns
minus-squareOneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoBut the question then becomes…how many clowns have you let inside you?
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoMost of the dudes I’ve let inside me have been clowns
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIf your doctor manages that, you are definitely ending up as the subject of a paper in a prestigious journal.
“Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut” - your doctor, probably
I’m imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns
But the question then becomes…how many clowns have you let inside you?
Most of the dudes I’ve let inside me have been clowns
If your doctor manages that, you are definitely ending up as the subject of a paper in a prestigious journal.