The trick to making a lot of money on the stock market, is knowing when a stock is at its peak, so that you can sell it at the highest possible price. This is really easy to do, if you can tank the entire market just by issuing an executive order. Then, when the market hits its lowest point, you can buy it all back for cheap.
And if you want those stocks to suddenly get more valuable again, it helps to be able to issue another executive order, restoring market stability, right after you buy as much of everything you can get your hands on.
Then, when the stocks all hit that high point again…you just repeat the process. Up and down. On purpose. And completely under Trump’s control. Pump and dump.
Wait, how does that work?
The trick to making a lot of money on the stock market, is knowing when a stock is at its peak, so that you can sell it at the highest possible price. This is really easy to do, if you can tank the entire market just by issuing an executive order. Then, when the market hits its lowest point, you can buy it all back for cheap.
And if you want those stocks to suddenly get more valuable again, it helps to be able to issue another executive order, restoring market stability, right after you buy as much of everything you can get your hands on.
Then, when the stocks all hit that high point again…you just repeat the process. Up and down. On purpose. And completely under Trump’s control. Pump and dump.
Right? Like why doesn’t everyone just do what Trump’s doing and get that bag right now?
I don’t understand stocks at all