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minus-squareAllonzeeLV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up77arrow-down3·edit-21 year agoMy big ex left me for a rich guy customer she met at work, who dumped her a couple years later. She’s now fat and alone at 40. Her once traumatic “you know this hurts me too” parting line puts a smile on my face now. Sometimes following your exes is fun.
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·edit-21 year agoMy ex has breast cancer. It’s a weird emotion to learn someone who hurt you has a serious illness. Like “yeah, fuck you-- oh. Oh that’s way worse.”
minus-squarepng@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoMy ex committed suicide about a year after we separated and I am still in high school now. That was a fucking experience and a half.
minus-squareDagonPie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·1 year agoMy ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged…or car dodged i guess.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoDo you know if it was a Dodge you dodged?
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoMy ex is fat now too. Now I know why she would always ask me “Would you still love me if I was fat?”
My big ex left me for a rich guy customer she met at work, who dumped her a couple years later. She’s now fat and alone at 40.
Her once traumatic “you know this hurts me too” parting line puts a smile on my face now. Sometimes following your exes is fun.
My ex has breast cancer.
It’s a weird emotion to learn someone who hurt you has a serious illness. Like “yeah, fuck you-- oh. Oh that’s way worse.”
My ex committed suicide about a year after we separated and I am still in high school now. That was a fucking experience and a half.
My ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged…or car dodged i guess.
Bet the sex was dope tho
ding ding
Do you know if it was a Dodge you dodged?
My ex is fat now too. Now I know why she would always ask me “Would you still love me if I was fat?”