Log on for the day. Can’t connect to vpn. Last minute meeting invite appears.
“oh you mean timezone X? I thought you meant timezone Y.
Yes I know we live in the same state.”
Sprinkle in some of that good old impostor syndrome for good measure.
“Now I know you said I did a great job, but I don’t think I did a great job so one of us here is lying”
IDK, my boss is nice to me because she knows that if she’s not and I tell her to kiss my ass then she’ll never be able to find someone with my level of experience who will be willing to work for the quantity of peanuts that they’re paying me.
Why are they paying you in peanuts, are you an elephant
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/hampton-farms-25-lb-unsalted-in-shell-peanuts/
No salt though. Gotta work harder to get the salted version.
Ah, the cycle of abuse.
Why would this be a cycle?