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Twinklebreeze @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

We need our safe space

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We need our safe space

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Twinklebreeze @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • geesute@bookwormstory.socialBanned from community
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    Removed by mod

  • moipe@lemmy.world
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    Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

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    Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can’t?

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      Giving birth maybe?

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        Shit you got me on that one.

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        Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one

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          Good point! I’m all out of ideas in that case.

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      Pissing standing up.

      • thantik@lemmy.world
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        Yeah if you think women can’t piss standing up, you haven’t known many women.

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          I don’t typically watch them pee, if that’s what you’re asking.

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            Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it friend.

        • theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de
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          Really? How does it work?

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            Not that well, usually, which is why it’s very rarely done. That one guy has met an interesting selection of women though

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            Anyone can pee and stand. It’s just whether or not you make a giant mess of it, but you don’t have to be female to do that.

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          I tried convincing my (cis) GF that she could pee standing up one time based on this website I found by a nurse in 2004 and she was really offended for some reason. She thought it was a joke or something (??). But YES I’ve seen this on the internet

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    Yeah self sucking in the bathroom isn’t usually well received

    • Moc@lemmy.world
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      I hate it when this happens!

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        I fell on it, I swear!

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Self?

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    deleted by creator

    • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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      Like a man

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        Straight into his man pants

  • Dom Poose@lemm.ee
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    It’s gender fluid.

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      Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick

      Slams bathroom door

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    So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.

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        If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!

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          A Gendgine!

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        Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.

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          Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?

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      Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl

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        So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?

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          i believe they’re called “dicks”

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            Intriguing. I wish to know more about your human “dicks”.

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    No, but okay… but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?

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      How did you know?

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    pissing out of your PENIDS

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    That’s funny

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