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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider

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Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider

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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago
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BETHESDA, MD—Ushering in a new, highly advanced era of creepy-crawly warfare, defense contractor Lockheed Martin announced Friday that it had developed a giant tactical rubber spider. “With the introduction of this state-of-the-art rubber spider and its highly realistic, blood-curdling fangs, the face of combat has changed forever,” said CEO James Taiclet, explaining that the long-range, […]
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    Frankly, it’s about time

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    it's a walking eye, it does, walking eye stuff...

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    Giant enemy spider!!

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    EDF! EDF!

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