I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • ApexHunter@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I’d be perfect departure time man. Able to determine exactly when to leave in order to arrive at your destination on time, regardless of traffic, weather, or other conditions encountered along the way.

    • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Not a B tier power, my God you just invented the governments secret delivery method. You’re planning perfect extraction and invasion strategies, nuclear fall back evacuation routes. You just became a national secret, son.

      • Arbic@feddit.de
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        1 year ago

        You’re not from Germany are you? Our train system is horribly bad after it was left to rot for decades (no bigger investment into renewing or expanding stuff)

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          To be fair, I should probably have said Swedish as we are right on time and all German people I gave worked with were always unnecessarily 10-15 minutes early…

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      I have that power and i can tell you that the answer is always 10 min before the time in which im planning to leave.