return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down12cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
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minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoWhat about a noodle shaped into a straw? Even if you toss it out the window at least it’s biodegradable.
minus-squarethis_1_is_mine@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoJust hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoAs long as it goes out the window and not into a landfill, that’s good
What about a noodle shaped into a straw? Even if you toss it out the window at least it’s biodegradable.
Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.
As long as it goes out the window and not into a landfill, that’s good