HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days agoMegachurch conducts successful nuclear missile testyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down13
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minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoAnnexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.
minus-squareGranbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoCancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.
Annexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.
Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.