French speaker here: Began a message over Teams to a coworker with “Hey, salut!” and wrote “Hey, slut!” instead.
I have never edited a message so quickly in my life.
I’ve seen Retards instead of Regards at the end of emails. Kinda changes the tone of everything before it.
I am highly regarded
The worst typo I ever made was texting my friend who is a Black woman that she needed a bigger TV. Unfortunately the b & n are right next to each other on the keyboard and I wrote one of the most offensive words ever. Even though it was an innocent mistake, I apologized profusely to her.
This is a good reason to use Dvorak
Would probably just go crawl into a hole after that.
Messaged wife while on a trip in UA: “Spent the night in a little girl in basement”
“girl” and “hotel” are a remarkably similar swipe movement on an Android keyboard.
I saw this from somewhere else, a person was in a multiplayer, and in the chat they were trying to type “edits”, but made some other typo in that, which auto-corrected to “drugs” before they sent it. So the message turned to “Tbh I make drugs.”
My workplace has a program that will pay for your college courses, so I signed up for a certification course at CUNY. I had to fill out a bunch of paperwork for my workplace and list the college multiple times. Well, the letter T is right next to the letter Y on the keyboard, so I accidentally put CUNT instead of CUNY in one spot. Thank God my boss was cool and just thought it was hilarious.
A person was flirting with me and I meant to say “Go on.” but I typed “Goon.” and ruined it
I have typo’d hotfix as both hotdix and hotfux. One letter can change everything.
I had a co-worker whom I accidentally renamed to Cunthia in several large distro emails.
I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip
Not mine but from a colleague: years ago on a very big signboard in the center of our city, promoting a gig with a very special guest at the time (still very good tho), tech house dj Satoshi Tomiie, he wrote Satoshit Omiie…
