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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Ever been judged by a floor?

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Ever been judged by a floor?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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    I go on the escalator but walk because I’m only half lazy and also want to go fast

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      Walking fast on the moving sidewalks makes me feel like Captain America.

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        Hmm, would running make you feel like the Flash? Or is that just not in the cards?

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        …moving…sidewalks??

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            Ohhhhh. I was thinking more of street sidewalks.

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