• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    “You can’t train a cat!”

    “No Chad, YOU can’t train a cat. Now come watch MY cat poop.”

    “…we’re just going to wait for your cat to need to poop in the litterbox?”

    “No. I told you. I’VE trained MY cat to shit on command…AND THEN FLUSH!”