Jazmin Paez, 18, of Miami, is charged with first-degree solicitation of murder and third-degree using a communications device for an unlawful use, according to court documents.
And why do you need a hit man to kill a 3 year old anyway? They’re easy to kill. This is just laziness.
Fuckin zoomer work ethic.
Fucking lazy zoomers. Why, back when I was their age I had already killed at least 7 or 8 three year olds!
Free Hat!
It was self defense.
Is there a c/jesuschristlemmy yet?
I’ve killed SO MANY 3 year olds and the fact that kids these days are hiring it out is so pathetic.
What the actual fuck. She’s got what looks like right facial hemiparesis. I wonder if there’s a medical history of brain damage?
I’d put money on there being some serious substance abuse at play. Meth can wreak havoc on a nervous system.
So she’s 18 and has a 3 year old. I ain’t no mathmagician, but that tells me she was knocked-up at 15.
Seems to me that if she had simply gotten an abortion like she should have at 15 she wouldn’t have ruined her life now.
But then again, this is Florida, so they ain’t too good at thinking down in America’s wang, and with her last name and living in Miami, I wouldn’t be too surprised if she was Cuban. Cubans tend to be rather conservative and conservatives tend to be anti abortion. So you done fucked up your life over some stupid ass shit.
Good job.
Generous optimistic math, she was most likely 14.
Murdering a born child is way worse than aborting a lump of cells. Also, she could’ve saved the 3000 bucks and hand the kid over to the state. At least that way it might’ve had a chance at something, unlike his dumbass mother.
Murdering a born child is way worse than aborting a lump of cells.
Not for conservatives it ain’t.
It’s Florida. What chance does that kid have? Their foster care system is a joke. Between child trafficking, number of missing (AND unreported) children, overcrowding, children being placed in the care of convicts, I don’t know how that could be better. I don’t know many states that could rank worse than Florida when it comes to child care.
The foster system in the US is pretty shit as a whole, but Florida is going the extra mile.
At this point, just me the child up for adoption. Why the fuck pay for a fucking Hitman?
Literally what the fuck
Bell’s palsy is a bastard
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You’re still assuming you know who the father is and what happen 3 years ago.
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You’re coming off a little unhinged. They asked a very simple question and you’re freaking out. If the father was also underage then how can you say she was raped, unless you have other sources that claim she was raped by another minor. Further, if he was underage then would you also accuse her of rape since he can’t legally consent? The article doesn’t mention the father and its natural to be curious about his role in all this.
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Ah gotcha. You’re just pulling shit out of your ass and freaking out at everyone who points out that your assumptions stink. I hope you feel better today, you need a nap
If the article is accurate, that wasn’t entrapment at all. There’s a decently fine line between a sting and entrapment and conducting a sting after you have evidence the perp reached out to a hitman, posing as said hitman is a literal sting.
Do you think she’s gunna go to jail?
Pretty much a coin flip.
What the fuck you
fickingfucking maniacDefine a ficking ficker!
A vicar?