Ah, so it’s kind of like how I live my life. At work and with family they think I’m a mild mannered boring person who never curses, and has boring hobbies.

But then behind closed doors, I enjoy the idea of handcuffing a woman to a bed, sitting on her waist, and just tickling her for hours as she goes apeshit.

…but it gets harder to find women who want to let you do that to them as you get older.