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      8 days ago

      No, you’re right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn’t exist, so there is no way I’d be reminded of what people told me 💀

      God you’re just trying so hard 😔

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          7 days ago

          Why wouldn’t I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don’t poop or something?

          How embarrassing for you 🫢

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              7 days ago

              No, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets.

              You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.

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                  6 days ago

                  You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

                  I’m not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷