TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.
Sometimes the articles are just silly, but this one is worth the read!
The cousins from Miami got me
The “Gaetz made a post asking reddit how to make venmo payments private” was my favorite.
Because of course he would
I felt compelled to read it too. Haha.
Was not disappointed!
Gaetz found out it wasn’t “JV Dance” it was “JD Vance”
Oh yooooou! I love this comment!
Somebody was on reddit today
So glad his schedule freed up
He has time to finally go back and get another diploma. He can graduate high school again, right?
He’d probably prefer middle school
I cannot wait for them to take over Infowars
This one is a different satire newspaper, but yeah.
This one can take over breitbart or oan.
Punks probably drooling in anticipation
TBF middle school volleyball finals take precedence
