Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

He’s crepuscular!

Okay you’ve gone full weirdo, and I’m gonna torpedo ^^^^with ^^^^an ^^^^upvote

e: wait shit how do I make text small my comedic timing depends on it

I hate when arth give feelinga

I vote we name these knobbly bumpy mounds as knobbly and bumpy, respectively

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

“Protect your pack” might’ve been cooler with multiple wolves

I will 100% admit it’s easier to criticize from the toilet from which I poo than to make art

Is this a new format? I find this premium

Nice tattoo. I’m glad you labeled it to avoid confusion with other animals like shrimps or land cows

Makes me wanna open up the pit like Sheridan opened up the Five Forks

Pizzacake has a healthy foundation of based, the crisp cringe mouthfeel is just too much for many of the webcomic connaisseur

Personally, I love how it shreds into my sensitive palate

Go back into shower, resume task

Am fuck, would gay

Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

Most people would hate the excrement more