Midnight Wolf

5G […] built on top of 4G

So that’s how the 9G technology works!

(GTA5 reference)

Must have lowercase, uppercase, numbers, symbols, minimum of 5 chars, max of 8. No dictionary words, no reusing characters (one char instance only), no numbers in order (123), no letters in order (abc nor qwe), nor in descending order (987, mnb). Caps lock is a unique character that must be used. Password expiration every 28 days. Cannot reuse old passwords, remembers last 10 passwords. Cannot add a number or letter at the end that causes an ascending or descending pattern. Password field cannot be pasted into.

gestures to the ‘great firewall of China’

gestures to lawmakers banning software and websites

soon

Ah, so we have a happily willing participant! Just fill out this form with your name, dob, ssn, address, fingerprint of all 10 plus your penis and/or clitoris, salava and sperm sample (if possible), banking details for our constant analysis and records, and send it via registered mail to Do You Fucking Get It Yet, 1 Washington Is Fucking You Road, Washington DC.

Imagine filling out an application with this sort of shit, just to buy beer or bang a prostitute. But nooooooo, it’s fine! This is different! We are protecting the children! We are just keeping people safe! The next step is to ban porn as a whole, just like prohibition. Fuck off with your bullshit. I have - checking my notes here - 63GB of my own personal library, and that’s rather small I’d say, only been collecting high quality content for about 21 years. Someone somewhere has TB in their collection, and the smart ones will be relaxing in bliss while everyone else is blue-balled and nutting to the lady on a can of soup.

Oh, most definitely elevators. They have rather sophisticated safety measures, and I’ve been told the safest place involving an elevator issue is in the box, it’s just the wait for aid to arrive. I’ve actually walked by a collapsed escalator, so uh, put me in the box suspended in the air any day.

I told my partner at a convention this year to just take the escalator with me. While I’m in my wheelchair. He didn’t find it humorous, but I mean we were going up, c’mon. Just a little fun, pleeeeeease.

Elevators are WAY fucking easier. Although when a building has a corridor with several, and the doors only open for 315 milliseconds, and so you’re racing as best you can to the door, just for it to close and you have to push the fucking button again…

Looking at you, Hyatt Regency O’Hare. Make the shit stay open longer, jesus fuck. And why the hell are the accessible rooms not on the ground or lobby floors? And why the hell are they all 2x doubles, and no 1x king config in the entire hotel? And another thing…

Famous last words :p

No, a phone number is not required. And the name can be whatever you want (lots of furries use their fursonas name, or a similar alt).

Can I get a link to that? Assuming it was recent enough to not be too much of a bother…

(I’m disabled myself and I’d love the opportunity to tear them apart)

Imagine wanting to exist without automatic persecution and being told you are “extremely left”

Lmfao eat shit bitch ♥️

We got a tictactoeologist over here

“why do I have all these parts left over?”

The real LPT is always in the comments

I’m poor af but I’m fine with a $0.02 tax to maintain an infrastructure so uh… I think you got your teams mixed up there

[citation needed]

“INDEED, THE STATEMENT IS TRUE, FELLOW HUMAN. HOWEVER I AM PUZZLED BY WHY YOU POINTED THIS OUT.”

Just stop paying them! Simple.

“don’t care”

still comes back to argue

hmmmmmmm

“obviously fake ai sludge”