TIL some of y’all have way too many tiny counties.

I did the thing and got a tattoo of something special between me and my spouse.

Now ex-spouse.

Am currently getting laser tattoo removal to lighten it enough for a cover up.

Yep, who wants to survive teotwawki

Bane of my existence. Can we get meals on wheels for millennials?

Holy fucking shit. I thought I couldn’t be surprised but they find new ways. God damn this is devastating to the scientific community.

We’re boned.

What the ever loving shit fuck

Should be required reading in school. Even excerpts from it or teaching about it and its influence on the public would be good.

So many. Everything I love goes away. The first that comes to mind is Crescent brand au jus. It was the best out there, period.

The next is the bruschetta chicken ciabatta sandwich that Jack in the Box used to have. Amazing.

Uno candy bars are technically still around but impossible to find. I love those little bastards.

There are more but I can’t think of them. Do the myriad of products that changed their recipes thinking no one would notice count? I noticed. Sometimes the new thing is dead to me.

Also those old “fire” “rain” element drinks (sobe?) were unbelievably good. In fact sobe was so good in the 90s/00s but changed recipes and packaging so that stuff is bleh to me now.

Original Surge cola. They changed it for the relaunch and it never was quite right. I used to have one every day before [sport] practice in high school.

Oh! Trader Joe’s had this pepperjack quiche that was out of this world. Haven’t seen it in years. It was the only reason for me to go there.

Edit: this post made me hungry and sad

Thank you

That’s it, I’m gonna cry. They missed their human friends!

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Saw Whet all the way!

Sonofabitch it didn’t used to be blocked for .world. I really need to switch, ugh.

Aren’t they invasive?

Not the one you’re replying to but my SO was a terrible driver and still has issues. At first I brought it to them calmly but over the years it turned into nagging. That being said, their driving has improved significantly. Much safer than it was but they still get mad at other cars who were being oblivious. They also admitted they have problems seeing at night so I always drive at night now.

They’re aware I have a problem with their driving and it is a source of contention in our relationship but not enough to break up over.

Jesus Christ what ended up being wrong with you?

The chlorophyll I get is mostly wheatgrass juice. It’s really good at eliminating fish, onion, or garlic breath/burps. Basically anything sulphur-y. It’s nasty as hell, tastes like dirt, but one small shot gets rid of whatever is bugging me and I think it’s totally worth it.

No idea if it has “health benefits” besides y’know…consuming greens.

Pfft even if you know somebody that doesn’t help if hotshot fucking Linda who speaks 5 languages and has a PhD plus 5 years experience at age 28 decides to apply on a whim. She just came back from her fellowship in France, climbed the nearest mountain after running a marathon, has kids, and shares all of the bar crawling hobbies as the interview panel.

But I’m not fucking bitter.