I’ve got your location narrowed down to two timezones!

Baa Ram Ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true!

They’re called isopods.

Just don’t call them extinct!

I was always told I had to hold them in.

Idk man…if she’s truly an alcoholic…she may be the victim here.

Blows my mind every time it’s some young, attractive woman.

The Internet is for porn.

Ngl, it’s actually pretty handy.

I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!

It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.

QuWu!

If Biden made it through four years, I have little doubt Trump will do so as well.

I have and I’ve determined it was.

And who could forget Yoko Ono’s timeless performance with Chuck Berry‽

I’ve never seen one with a clip.

I’ve always called it boofing.