I miss Whose Line.

I’m tempted to ask to move in with them just for the food.

You probably shouldn’t eat spoiled rice.

We are all the cardiac system of Theseus on this glorious day.

Unless you take NSAIDs.

You know, I’ve never actually used emacs, but it was a surprise to learn that all my favorite bash shortcuts came from it.

That makes so much sense. I was trying to think of a hacking thing, like 2600. Roman numerals make at least as much sense. Thanks for helping!

Honestly, not sure I get it.

I sent basically this screenshot to a coworker and he responded “can’t wait for GTA vim, which will enable easier movement and several QOL changes.”

Fair enough. My email signature used to include a sentence that included words like “bloody” and “slaughter” since gmail didn’t advertise alongside notifications of a tragedy. I doubt they’re so conscientious these days, though.

Clearly, with this kind of inaccuracy, one can no longer use a banana for scale.

They deliver it at superluminal speeds and the speed keeps everything together.

That’s probably an indicator that you spend too much time on Lemmy.

We’re talking about meat snacks, not my nightly rituals, but the input is appreciated.

Good to know. Perhaps I’ll even mix it with hemlock. Thanks!

What are the words to exclude?

I’ll be honest; I was engaging in innuendo regarding the original comment. However, I do appreciate the sincere answer. Does it work with other brands? Outside of my closet, even?

I don’t know - I haven’t had any in almost twenty years. I just took what it said on the box at the time.

Okay, that’s great, but how do you make biltong?

At my first IT job, we had to attend a week or two of training before actually doing the job. I was eighteen at the time and didn’t know nothin’ about nothin’ … Including that benadryl makes you sleepy.

Sometime in the first few days of training, I was having some pretty bad allergies and a roommate suggested benadryl. I picked some up on the drive to work and took the recommended dose immediately, then headed into the training, which was nothing but lecturing for a full eight hours on the second floor of a building with a broken AC. Also in the small room were about 20-25 people and a 2005-era projector in the middle of the room.

I doubt I learned anything other than the side effects of benadryl that day. I’m fortunate that I did manage to stay conscious and that the drowsiness had probably worn off before my ninety minute drive home.

Haven’t taken any since.