Please keep the suckers in the dark so the rest of us can still get around this fucking ridiculous bullshit.

Youtube: Please watch our sponsors Also YT: Fuck those guys, pay us to shut them up

Fuck it all.

Quality vs quantity.

10 comments here likely means 10 people have unique thoughts. 1000 comments usually means memes and bots.

I used to hate reddit in springtime when the kids got out from school. Now it’s always springtime.

It’s sad, really. So much humanity just bought for a sum. So much offered with nothing expected in return. There’s always someone who will try to profit from stuff like that, and they’re always horrible, horrible people.

Kill your elders. (Not really)

There’s no solution to this, and time is just a salve. Call me slightly pessimistic, but I think the only thing that’ll ultimately bring about any change is a decimating thermonuclear war.

I know it’s not necessarily applicable, but your comment made me think of those Stanley mugs.

ore maybe they know sometihg

i don’t understand who arethe documetns?

it’s all just papperwork, right?

who makes the linews?

What makes a salad?

here, i have some lettuce. and - here - i have some carrots. let’s mix 'em!

salad?

and why is lettuse such a nessecary ingredient? i mean oh my it’s a leaf

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I have two. I grew up near Toronto in the 80s. Both were CityTV movies. They used to do a thing. I can’t remember what it was called…

1 - SPACEBALLS!!! (“F___! Even in the future nothing works!”)

2 - Predator (there’s a line where Arnold says, “That’s one bad motherfucker.” They only censored the word ‘mother’. i was 8. best thing ever)

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fwiw i read that comment and thought, ‘hmm, i don’t either’ and then i went and watched a few of his videos. they’re pretty awesome in a feel-good way. nice to see someone using tons of money to make other people happy and do good things for a change. now i’m subscribed to his channel :)

yep.

Nestlé has entered the chat

I’m a homebody, and 2020 and the WFH stuff did exactly this to me.

I’ve tried it too many times…

Music? Check. Film? Check. Computer programming? Check

Finding a new job now? Umm…

My favourite thing about computer programming was the commute. I think I’m gonna try applying to the place that runs the trains now.

eyeblech was definitely not the same as eyebleach

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are you talking avian dinosaurs or current birds that have descended from dinosaurs? or both?

not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their ‘eyes’ (sorry, that’s the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it