One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Should have called it “Dim and Dimmer.”
Passed an old guy on a hike yesterday who was greeting everyone he passed happily.
His t-shirt said Bad Mood.
“Arrivederci America”
How is this a fertility issue? Are people unable to have children, or just unwilling?
Is this Jeopardy?
I’ll take stupid comments for $1000.
I prefer to make a mock at tan.
Or even hyperbolic cosine.
I wonder what percentage of us don’t.
I’ve never liked horror movies or roller coasters or anything like that.
Long cold days and short colder nights?
Root Cause Analysis
“Black eyes. Like a doll’s eye…”
intensive, unless you’re growing some kind of laxative.
If they’re a mother-fucker are they really gay though?
“It tastes like feet!”
Hand down the front of your pants?
Answer: Groucho Marx
Question: What do you get when someone beats you with a Groucho.
“Well, I didn’t vote for you.”
France is Bacon?