He deserves worse, but this is a good start.

Cops sure do seem to work hard at being shitty. Maybe if they didn’t do that, they wouldn’t risk losing their jobs?

Did not hear about that. He sucks, but Elmo sucks more.

That’s known as Gish Gallop and it is, sadly, super effective because it always takes longer to disprove a lie than to make one up. And that assumes you can get peoples attention for the disproving.