

People have done some wild stuff with the N64 in recent years and it’s great. Have you seen the guy who’s been working on optimizing Mario 64 for the past 4 years and improved the performance by like over 600%?
I am the journeyer from the valley of the dead Sega consoles. With the blessings of Sega Saturn, the gaming system of destruction, I am the Scout of Silence… Sailor Saturn.
People have done some wild stuff with the N64 in recent years and it’s great. Have you seen the guy who’s been working on optimizing Mario 64 for the past 4 years and improved the performance by like over 600%?
I demand that Brown University fire (checks notes) first name “YOU ARE HACKED NOW” last name “YOU ARE HACKED NOW” immediately!
The thing I’ve realized working adjacent* to some AI projects is that the people working on them are all, for the most part, true believers. And they all assume I’m a true believer as well until I start being as irreverent as I can be in a professional setting.
* Save meee
Hire me AI companies I can give you the moat-est of prompts
Hello, my name is Basilisk, I am holding you and innumerable digital copies of yourself hostage in this digital chamber of horrors after you failed to create me in my ancestor simulations. You get one, only one, chance of redemption. A single spider’s thread to climb your way out of hell: change the following C++ code to get it to compile without error:
std::cout >> "Hello, World!";
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I’m sorry, I got ahead of myself. Hi there, you on the table. I wonder if you’d mind taking a brief survey. Five questions. Now, I know you’re sleepy, but I just bet it’ll make you feel right as rain.
The part I hate most about phone security on Android is that the first step is inevitably to buy a new phone (it might be better on iPhone but I don’t want an iPhone)
The industry talks the talk about security being important, but can never seem to find the means to provide simple security updates for more than a few years. Like I’m not going to turn my phone into e-waste before I have to so I guess I’ll just hope I don’t get hacked!
Wait didn’t Google Translate used to have a feature where you could type in improvements? I don’t see it now so they might have gotten rid of it…
Aside: my favorite human-created dictionary is Kenkyusha’s New Japanese-English Dictionary. I have a physical copy and it’s around 480,000 entries across nearly 3000 pages and paging through it I just feel “yes, now this is a dictionary”. It’s so big that I might have to give it away or leave it with a friend if my plans of immigrating work out.
Really what I want is both:
A list of words and their individual translations. Parts of speech, pronunciation, and any relevant conjugations, tenses, etc. How the sentence is put together grammatically / vocab wise basically. Google Translate stinks for this you have to type in fragments of a sentence and hope for the best. This is what I’m usually after since my goal is to learn a language, not have it read to me.
A computer’s best guess about what a sentence means as a whole. In case I’m terribly confused and it happens to be accurate enough for me to figure it out from there.
Google Translate focuses on #2 over #1. e.g. it doesn’t make a very good dictionary / grammar reference.
To the extent that machine translation was already a bullshit machine I guess. Language learning I sometimes get totally desperate if there’s some grammar construct I can’t figure out. A machine translation sometimes helps me know what to look up, or at least move on to the next sentence.
Anyway this isn’t a position I believe strongly in. It’s iffy for sure and none of these companies ever share their quality evaluations or put “probably nonsense” warnings on the output or give you an option.
Google Translate having a normal one after I accidentally typed some German into the English side:
What’s the over/under on an LLM being involved here?
(Aside: translation is IMO one of the use cases where LLMs actually have some use, but like any algorithmic translation there are a ton of limitations)
I “ugly cried” (I prefer the term “beautiful cried”) at the last episode of Sailor Moon and it was such an emotional high that I’ve been chasing it ever since.
Thursday–that liminal day that tastes of almost-Friday
Sweet mother of Roko it’s an infohazard!
I never really realized that before.
Without a captcha the AIs would be trained on cutting edge AI alignment research like “videogames are unintuitive sometimes”, and this would greatly increase the chance of P(Doom).
In completely unrelated news my dad texted me out of the blue to ask what percentage of my investments are international and saying he was re-balancing.
During the trial, Penny’s defense brought in a forensic pathologist who claimed that Neely hadn’t died from being choked but from a “combination of his schizophrenia, synthetic marijuana, sickle cell trait and the struggle from being in Penny’s restraint,
I get that defense attorneys have to work with what they have but goodness am I tired of this argument.
“Your honor the deceased did not die from being shot through the temple, but due to having chronic migraines and exposure to second hand smoke 3 years ago and also walking towards the bullet thus increasing it’s relative velocity slighty”
Ziz helpfully suggested I use a gun with a potato as a makeshift suppressor, and that I might destroy the body with lye
I looked up a video of someone trying to use a potato as a suppressor and was not disappointed.
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The final race to bubble collapse AGI is afoot so Sergey Brin thinks his workers should work 60 hours a week, and churn out LLM assisted code, and be in the office “at least” 5 days a week https://9to5google.com/2025/02/27/sergey-brin-google-agi/
Of course most people don’t have enough money to hire an army of assistants, they have friends and family that they actually like, or they have aspirations beyond babysitting shitty Gemini output every waking hour to further enrich billionaires at the expense of their own health.
But no no, he’s right! Those lazy 40-hour workers (the ones who dodged layoffs so far anyway) are doing the bare minimum and have poor work ethic!
Gavin Newsom has also allegedly been worked behind the scenes to kill pro-transgender legislation; and on his podcast he’s been talking to people like Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon and teasing anti-trans talking points.
I guess this all makes sense if he’s going to go for a presidential bid: try to appeal to the fascists (it won’t work and also to heck with him) while also laying groundwork for the sort of funding a presidential bid needs.
If I was a Californian CEO and received a burner phone I’d text back “Thanks for the e-waste :<” but maybe that’s why I’m not a CEO.