Lurk/steal from reddit, only post on Lemmy!

Some people like it uncut

I would benefit from some rehab

What’s going on in Norway? I’m out of the loop.

You’re actually worth it.

You’re not playing the game right. You’re losing the game!!!

You can trust me, bro

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

If you say so

I’m #1

I’ve heard about people that just use meth or cocaine on special occasions.

Face testicles

Men will stick their dicks in anything

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

I got COVID for the third time a couple weeks ago. It was my worst COVID yet, which was not as bad as my worst flu.

My city tells us to put the pizza box in the green bin. Not all cities have facilities that can do that.

I’ve seen pudgier

Maybe I should have a child or buy a house by 40. Idk.

Can I buy a gram of cocaine and pour it into soda?

The amount of space in my brain that is dedicated to knowing the history of rebranding is too damn high.