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resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Canada@lemmy.ca•President Trump: Foreign countries are currently kissing my ass. They are like ''Please, sir, please. I'll do anything sir"5·10 hours agoSo fucking stupid. If he’d picked one industry in one country, he’d have succeeded. But he’s only succeeded in uniting the world against him.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunchEnglish50·15 hours agoNonono, see, they will have punitive contracts with employees that will nail them to the wall if they leak source code.
They like rules as long as they’re the one writing them.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Entertainment@beehaw.org•Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav’s 2024 Pay Rises 4% to Nearly $52 Million1·17 hours agoHope he can finally afford eggs.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Buy European@feddit.uk•“The European Union won’t take chicken from America. They won’t take lobsters from America. They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak. It’s unbelievable” Lutnick told FoxNews9·17 hours agoThe bigliest beef ever. Tears in its eyes.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto World News@lemmy.world•Media Find Ways to Minimize Israel’s Murder of ParamedicsEnglish2·18 hours agoSo did they rescue the hostages yet?
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•On the road, Bernie Sanders rallies crowds for his ‘working class movement’6·18 hours agoHey Bennett, here’s a wild idea — how about Democrats at least pretend to adopt a popular platform.
I wish establishment democrats spent one tenth the energy they use fighting their own progressives on republicans.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Trump DOJ flips off SCOTUS in brazen update on deported dad16·15 hours agoIt’s only fascism when it happens in Europe. Otherwise it’s sparkling authoritarianism.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•AI isn’t ready to replace human coders for debugging, researchers sayEnglish21·19 hours agoSo we “fixed” the easiest part of software development (writing code) and now humans have to clean up the AI slop.
I’ll bet this lovely new career field comes with a pay cut.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Trump authorizes US military to take control of land at US-Mexico border3·1 day agoHis true believers fled the second shots were fired on J6 and there aren’t enough of them to form an army anyway.
But you’re right to never underestimate him.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Trump authorizes US military to take control of land at US-Mexico border10·1 day agoNot exactly winning the hearts and minds of the military by golfing while the bodies of service members are repatriating.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Denies FEMA Aid Extension in State He Won Three Times10·1 day agoPunish us harder, daddy.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Lemmy has the ideal number of posts for me. Just enough to have a good time but not too many that I'm scrolling forever10·1 day agoEven better, I set it to hide read posts. Who knew there was a bottom to the internet?
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayEnglish82·2 days agoDamn leftist atheists.
resipsaloquitur@lemm.eeto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayEnglish23·2 days agoAsk him how he knows.
They’ll have learned it’s progressives’ fault. It’s always progressives’ fault. Even when Bernie conceded the primary and endorsed (then campaigned for) Hilary, it was his fault.