

Most aluminium is excreted through bodily fluids yes but still a significant enough amount can end up in the brain. Once in the brain it has a rough half-life of 20% of a person’s life span to potentially even longer.
https://biologyinsights.com/how-does-aluminum-get-in-brain-tissue/ https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10180736/












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