Honestly, a fair point. However a few hours in a hot bath softened the wax enough to squeeze out. Bathroom smells interesting.

Instructions unclear, vagina candle stuck in ass.

That sounds like the plot to an American Dad episode.

Also planes tend to increase their cruising altitude as weight decreases, it’s more efficient due to the lower air resistance. Electric motors would be more efficient across a wider range of conditions than turbo fans though.