Saved you a click:

Put them in gitmo and make them work as prisoner slaves

A previous post mentioned flatworms “penis fencing” to determine who impregnates whom, so I assume this is a post-fencing copulation session.

Love bugs

Can’t argue with that

Scotty was right

The “penis envy” mushroom is known for its ability to cause potent hallucinations

Cowards

I’ll let you know as soon as I figure it out. Like you, I was feeling pretty positive about the general direction the world seemed to be going. Fewer churchgoers every year, more “nones” with every census. But now? Fuck me, man, I don’t know. They’ve seemed to undo every progress we’ve made over the past several decades.

That’s because these two account for something like 99% of all normal matter in the universe

The shit in this post hasn’t started to flow yet, but I feel like that doctor has a handle on it

Fucking right? I’d drop everything and move to China in a heartbeat if I could convince my partner to.

Damn, there’s some butthurt libs around these parts

Most likely the dork who keeps bidding higher is a crypto fanboy. Hexbear is also the name of a shitcoin.