I’m gonna hope you mean stuff like Ghost in the Shell and 20th Century Boys and not … the other kind of manga.

Hire an orchestra? I’m sorry, the truest and purest form of music is to spend 2-3 decades mastering an instrument and make it with your own two hands.

Abolish currency, revert to trading sheep and goats.

“How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad” kind of beat.

No, no, letting the VP pick any successor makes it too easy for them to game the system! We should come up with a completely objective, impartial method.

The oldest child of the current President becomes the next President.

At this point I’m not sure there’s enough human left in him to die.

Well, clearly Jesus is the actual false prophet, because a long-haired dark-skinned Middle Eastern socialist who got executed as a criminal sounds like a LOSER.

So the Circle of Life is really just the Ouroboros of Capitalism…

Hm.

The people who are still pissy over at reddit don’t actually want to leave unless they’re presented with a reddit clone that has both a fully developed app and a huge userbase.

“Now introducing … Zuccit, brought to you by Meta”

Invisible Hand is working as intended. Praise Adam Smith!

I lurk the frontpage occasionally and I’ve already noticed the Reddit atmosphere has gotten … weird.

Little-known, content-churning subreddits are bubbling to the top because of all the other blackouts and desertions. Fringe viewpoints and wacko opinions that would normally get downvoted to the bottom of a thread are now out in the open because there’s no voice of reason to hold them back.

And the kind of people that are still on there, acting as if everything is fine (or, God forbid, better(???) than it was before the revolts) … it’s a very strange place now.