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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • Joseph Smith has all kinds wacky zany stories that provide excellent proof that his claims are all totally 100% legit

    I like the one where he “translated” some “ancient texts” but his wife didn’t believe him so she threw away the “translations” and told him to do it again, if he was the real deal he’d translate it exactly the same way no problem. But God was upset at this trial so he changed the translation, making poor Joseph Smith redo it with the new and thus slightly different translation.

    This of course proves that there was no way at all Joey could’ve made everything up






  • “I have never been hit by a car because I understand the simple concept that if I stand in front of a moving car I will be hit with it”

    “I have never been in debt because I understand the simple concept that if I spend more money than I have I will be in debt”

    “I have never experienced a situation because I have never had to experience the situation”

    You went to be an asshole on Reddit, got called out, then came here to cry about it and get people to agree with you. Unfortunately people think you’re an asshole here too.

    It’s funny how people like yourself are so concerned with the health of the public when they see a fat person but usually say nothing to smokers, overly skinny people, people of normal weight with horrible diets, etc. Just mind your own fuckin business lol.














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    10 months ago

    So I decided while playing Fallout 4 (around the time it came out) that I was going to try to break this habit, because it meant I never got to use any of the cool shit.

    I made this decision while retaking the castle, fighting the queen crab thing. I used all the mini nukes I had on it.

    Those who have played the game knows what happens next… after killing the queen, the king emerges. Way bigger, way harder to kill.

    I’ve been a hardcore no exceptions hoarder ever since