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Just so you know, if your doctor calls and tells you that your HIV test is positive, you probably shouldn’t run out and celebrate.
Just so you know, if your doctor calls and tells you that your HIV test is positive, you probably shouldn’t run out and celebrate.
When a group of American freedom fighters go to take over a U.S.A. military base and hesitant soldiers aren’t sure if they should follow a traitorous president or their oath to the Constitution, the American freedom fighters being well-armed will make the difference.
Oh yeah! Sports wakes up the brain: teams, coordination and all that.
I meant solitary exercise with medium heart rate. Weight lifting, stretching. Focus inward not outward.
Force yourself to exercise for 30 minutes – no matter how wimpily you do the exercises – 3 hours before you want to sleep. Shower afterwards even if you just stand under running water.
Please tell me that you are mistaken.
Sega should should start a meatspace cab company and their fleet is operated remotely by players in the game.
If everyone should learn to read, it would not only ruin writing but thinking as well.
—some embittered philosopher probably
Let me tell you a tale about downloading erotic jpeg files over 28k modems and stitching them back together, in which the image file was split into pieces, uuencoded and posted on Usenet.
In the 90s there was this purple dinosaur from a children’s TV show that everyone seemed to hate. I don’t know anything about him or why we were supposed to hate him. To know anything about him you would have to have watched a show for 3 year olds, so if you did that then you deserve to be annoyed by it. Right?
But why did we evolve a hook & loop clasp to hold the top of our skull closed?
I feel you and what everyone is doing annoys me too, but our only recourse is to do something worse.
My proposal: we start calling our cock “corpora cavernosa”.
Examples:
I played football 🏈 in middle school and high school. Watching it is okay to me but I won’t do it voluntarily.
Even worse, if I’m forced to watch sports too many times I go crazy wanting to play. In my 20s , friends were into World Cup ⚽️, and day off, sunny outside, cool breeze, and we’re in a bar watching a game on TV. I snap and start going to pickup soccer games in the city. Same thing in my late 30s: my sons peewee football games drive me crazy, and I have to start joining local rugby league practices.
Finally, in my early 40s, I had the money to do a dream: motorcycle racing. But it’s so hard to get to do it even with enough money: join club, wait for track day and so on. I was still trying to lose weight to buy one of those back-protector suits when I discover Moto GP. And suddenly, something clicked. I finally understood how some people can watch sports. I never did made it to the track, but I can watch a motorcycle race on TV and really enjoy it. Without going crazy.
Cirez D - Drums In The Deep
Back in 2020 I quit the gym and bought a standalone pull-up bar, dip station combo and put it in the garage. Plus some of those giant thick workout rubber bands. Don’t really need anything else to do all the movements I was doing at the gym
Breakfast on Pluto Nash Bridges of Madison County.
In case non-native English speakers don’t understand.
The word “murder” is an old legal term meaning: unlawful killing of a person. This implies that there are lawful ways to kill a person. Slang usage of the word “murder” is less precise.
A proper translation of the Bible’s 10 Commandments prohibits murder, that is, don’t kill anyone in a way that your tribe forbids. It does not prohibit every kind of killing of people, that would be ludicrous. This is why those Christians who have the viewpoint of 100% no killing of people are misguided.
Send the dogs to a kennel so they can’t wake you up after 6 and half hours.
Am I the only one who heard this comment in Lil Johns voice?
We are in our suffix-punk arc. We’re such word-pilled portmanteau-maxxers.
I can’t believe you have time to post shit like this. Just tell your troops to retreat back into Russia. You can end the war today. Then you might be able to have that surgery you need and still wake up after.