Alas, such is the current state of society

Why would you even need an ai? Just send a deny by default from a template, and only start looking at updated claims or something.

And it’s not even including the fixing of vibed bugs and security vulnerabilities. Nice.

Why not? Might be the time of the month eh?

It took me more than a minute to understand what “rodèya o’yaèya-oa” was supposed to say…

You and me both, my friend… remember Balding Elon Musk? I think it’s not so much the lack of hair, more like the lack of ethics.

The one behind your zipper, what else?

“Illustration: Carl Godfrey/The Guardian”

As a tactic to impress women, it must be the absolute worst. What do these guys think???

A veritable den of robbers, but no Jesus to kick them out in sight.

This. I always thought the columns were named, not numbered; this would make it easier for regular humans to work with Excel because of the similarities with a chess board. The original developers would probably have chosen matrix style coordinates in hindsight though.

Paying customers can install a protocol bridge between Proton and regular mail client. This does break the security of local storage as TB doesn’t supply any.

Luigi Mangione, is it you?

Every. Goddamn. Time.
People will say to vegans, pet owners etc: “DON’T HUMANISE ANIMALS”. Then, some tech bro feeds them an inflated Markov Chain statistical nonsense chat bot and they go all “ZOMG IT IS CONSCIOUS ITS ALIVE WARHARGHLBLB”

For people who drive like a cunt

You would hope so, but I am not so sure.
Edit: here’s a snapshot for you: https://archive.is/pBkPr

The TPM a backdoor, I guess it may be technically possible but it is highly unlikely. If you need a backdoor, the UEFI of a computer is a much more feasible option, especially with built in AMT firmware for remote management.

Au contraire. Rutte is clearly trying to get a very yuuuge toddler to not shit his diaper without the usual angry toddler screaming.
“Such a good boy Donald, we are so proud of you, yes yes what a good boy”

Ceasefire only exists if you stop shooting, and everyone knows you can’t do that

If we would talk like this, we’d end up in a padded room and drugged to kingdom come. And for good reason, I should say.