Yeah. I’ve always been cut so I’ve always needed something.

I agree. Some real damage can be done if you’re not careful.

It depends on the situation. As a penis owner, it’s very rough without lubrication, but I don’t always have access to something. So in those cases, I lick my hand to provide something.

Granted, I have to do it repeatedly otherwise the friction gets worse than using nothing.

Sorry about that. I forgot.

Can’t say how to become a TSA officer, but they had to pat down everything from the waist down.

I get it. A personality seems like a hard thing to find sometimes.

God. I wish. Most times it’s telling everyone that I got set off.

It would be the right.

I don’t see anything wrong.

About half and half. If I’m masturbating to something, it’s usually amateur work because porn has been really meh for a while now.

One on the right. I like her hips.

I have not, but both people I’ve slept with were not virgins. My wife, though, didn’t intend on sleeping with me as quickly as she did. I joke that I wooed her with my terribly awkward, nerdy charms.

Oils make sense, but I personally don’t trust vapes. If you find something that works, you should share.

Nothing sexy this weekend. I cleaned, read a book, and took the family to see Labyrinth at the theater. I think my wife and I were the only ones enjoying ourselves.

We’re about the same height. She’s plus size, and I’m slim-ish. There are no positions that we straight up can’t do, but there are limitations. Our similar height actually makes sex standing up pretty easy.

For PIV sex, I need to be aware of my angle so I don’t ding her cervix. She also needs to be very turned on and lubed up before I can go in due to my girth. So no quickies unless she’s really horny already (which is rare due to life stress).

We haven’t done anal because of a very shit experience with her ex.

Receiving oral is good, but there’s always the danger of teeth. There’s no issue of my giving her oral.

I hate when someone puts a bra size into their story. They almost never know how bra sizing works, and it immediately irritates me. I’ve seen a lot of 32in waisted women that somehow wear a 44F bra 🙄.

I’ll describe shapes and sizes, but from a character’s point of view. I’ll write it in a way that a regular person might have described through conversation or reaction. Sort of like your preferred example.

I know exactly who the character is, and in any normal circumstance I would write it on the more realistic side. Some of the character interactions are a bit unrealistic, but not wildly so. More, a “this is unlikely to happen between these two people”.

What I’m asking is if those that enjoy reading erotic fiction want the sex itself to be physically exaggerated, or if they prefer it to be grounded.

The one on the right.

It would be the one all the way to the left.

That’s a tough one. Probably first or second from the left.