Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

We are Legion.

Arum, likely the Italian Arum given the region. Unfortunately it’s quite poisonous, despite the tasty appearance.

Can’t help you with the vampire part, but there’s always still time to be sexy <3

And this is why most vampires are incredibly sexy. It’s our main hunting tactic these days.

Maybe 🥚

There’s many folk in Appalachia with no legal identity. Go move out there with the Amish if that’s what you want, no id = no taxes.

The trolls be a- trolling on this fine summer morning…

Naw the west is still active all night, the vampires are just lurkers.

No, that’s too merciful. Publicly hang them upside-down in DC, covered in flesh-eating beetles.

Here, restored that meme for ya (it’s at least 1 year old, originally from r*ddit it seems)

Heck yeah. Slava Ukraini!

I wish you a very nice go the fuck away you objectifying predator.

That’s not a thumb you dumbass, that’s her index finger separated from the others for the cat to rest on. Thumb is on the other side of the cat. Have you never held a cat in one arm and cradled it on your palm like that?

Edit: I checked, to humor you. It’s a well-known image of Carrie Fisher in costume as princess Leiah, taken decades before anything even resembling an AI existed.

Just gotta make some rogue AIs for that…

Jack in with your personal link.

…so Jimmy Neutron can penetrate concrete?

As a vampire, please don’t compare us to those fucking monsters. It’s extremely insensitive. Most of us are, in fact, antifascist, probably from the turnings of dying allied soldiers during the war…

I like a sideways version of H, but my girlfriend likes D, so I end up sideways in a coffin housed within a section of the tesseract blanket that’s slightly outside of the material plane and it’s lovely