Jelly is your first mistake. Adult tastes are much more likely to prefer jam.

Organic strawberry jam, old-fashioned (i.e., no added sugar) peanut butter and wheat bread sweetened with honey rather than sugar, that’s the ticket.

Using headphones is more polite since you’re not forcing it upon others.

ICE guys are going to start dressing up like Captain Falcon aren’t they

Simpler meals. Skimp on cleaning when necessary.

When Jeffrey Lebowski got a mug thrown at his head

Ah yes the flux capacitor cut

Actually not new, invented in 1955

Mr Clean magic eraser with some isopropyl alcohol, give it a scrub?

Person not gullible in one respect also isn’t gullible in another respect?

You don’t say?

Anyone who’s seen Casino Royale (2006) knows the codename theory is horseshit. Bond was Bond before he was a 00. Later, when he resigns from MI6, he’s still Bond. It’s his name.

Same with anyone who’s seen GoldenEye. If Bond was a codename, Trevelyan would be too, and he’d have mentioned that he no longer went by that MI6-given moniker.

“People who are more emotive with their gestures than me must be fake”

“People who are less emotive with their gestures than me are robotic lol”

Most people hold both of those views but have wildly different levels of emotiveness… The result? Posts like this

You’re telling me Dead Alive is real now?

The bacteria in his butt crack probably evolved many times

Let’s get the other branches onboard too.

What does that have to do with transphobia?

Which group is the one saying “if Gavin Newsom is the democratic nominee for President, and you vote for him, you must be transphobic”?

Why is this a community

Trauma

It doesn’t take very long to look at ratings. If it’s crap it’ll have crap ratings.

Read reviews. Examine promotional materials. Discuss with friends.

How did they know the coyotes were eating them, and the cats weren’t simply running away? Were they finding half-eaten still-identifiable cats nearby?