Yo mamma’s so fat, Dyson’s spheres crash into her.

It’s sci-fi, of course the penal colony is in a fictional location.

Who put the torso on the rack facing forward but the hips facing backwards?

Thanks, now I’m actually hoping Pfizer’s lobbying team is able to sway government policy.

“Night, everybody.”

At the time that controller was directing the Republic Airways jet to takeoff, a ground controller on a different radio frequency was directing the United plane to a new taxiway after it missed the first one it was supposed to use to exit the runway.

I thought one and only one controller was supposed to have custody of an active runway.

I can just picture Oscar holding up a data rod proclaiming, “It’s a faaaaaake!”

Because we don’t have a Quark’s for DS9-specific memes.

And, if it’s been out in the sun for a while, 🇮🇹 can start to look like 🇮🇪

* other than the first two.

They’re extremely similar, Romania has a slightly lighter blue, but they’re both blue, yellow, and red vertical tricolors. Romania used to be more distinct, with a coat of arms in the middle, but that was removed after the fall of communism. Chad has complained, as they had the flag first, but Romania hasn’t done anything. Maybe this will prompt the new president to do something.

He was teased in the post-credits scene in the first movie.

Specifically, this is on the Fredric Douglas Tunnel project in Baltimore, an attempt to replace an 150 year old tunnel that’s become a major bottleneck on the Northeast Corridor.

Similar to what happened in 1958, when a Taiwanese F-86 fired an American-made AIM-9 Sidewinder at a Chinese MiG-17. The missile hit the MiG, but failed to detonate. The MiG landed with the Sidewinder still lodged in it. The USSR was able to buy it off of the Chinese and reverse engineer it, putting their version into production as the K-13.

“Weyoun 5 was a great man, a true patriot” —Weyoun 7

Don’t speak their name, or it’ll be wall-to-wall TNG “Cause and Effect” memes for three days.

Police say the matter is civil unless he fails to pay. He is now banned from returning to the library.

Pretty sure Destruction of Public Property is a crime in most jurisdictions.

The Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance* has been petitioning the Patrician for months trying to get a vampire onto the City Watch. The Campaign for Equal Heights and the Fresh Start Club have already gotten dwarves and zombies onto the force, so it’s only a matter of time.

* They’ve sworn off the red sticky stuff, oh deary me, yes.

The procedure when doing a carrier landing is to go to full throttle as you touch down. It may seem counterintuitive, but the idea is if you miss all the wires, you have enough thrust to get back into the air to go around and try again. If you catch a wire, they’re designed to stop the plane at full power. I’m curious what went wrong here to leave the plane short of the necessary power to get airborne again.

It’s an LCARS system, I know this!