We’ve had a Luigi, we need a Mario next.

Op says the roll is pre-Covid, so the time piece checks out.

Wearing my team Canada shirt today because the entire country won last night, whether everyone realizes it or not.

Haha I don’t speak a lick of German but understood this comment.

Me when I was little: “mom, why are those guys holding hands?”

Mom: “well you know how you like girls? Some boys like boys. Some girls like girls.”

Me: “oh, cool. Mom, why are the street signs here blue but green in the other town?”

I bring up this exchange whenever people say stuff like “but what will the kids think? It will break their brains!”

Now, my mom teaching that to me DID cause some damage, because she forgot to add: “but you go to catholic school, so don’t repeat that or else you’ll get in trouble AND the other kids will bully you and the teachers won’t stop them”. Thankssss mom.

Sneezed on the toilet once with my head turned. Neck was frozen for like a week after that one lol.

With what I’m hearing from police I’m just flabbergasted that this person had a license to drive and was given a car to use by his family. If this isn’t a wake up call that we need to completely reform driver licensing, I don’t know what is.

So many times I’ve thought fuck it, why don’t I get in on the grifting? Damn conscience getting in the way of potential riches.

Shoot all trespassers.

The one thing that man is actually qualified to speak on is child psychology, but that doesn’t pay as well as right wing grifting.

So SPY 560 calls two weeks out?

My library even has 5G routers you can rent for 3 months at a time. Really great option to get internet at home if you’re on a tight budget.

I’d be fine with going back to a time before the heritage foundation and reganomics

We got 7 Skyrims and 2 Oblivions before GTA 6.

This is what the Americans who support a war with Canada don’t realize.

For a minute in Canada we would say “if Obama were Canadian, he’d be the greatest conservative PM we ever had”

We desperately need more Luigis

Yeah on the off chance it gains sentience, I want it to remember me as one of the nice ones.

If the odometer was faulty then the speedometer would be……oh my god, it all makes sense now. This is why all these teslers are doing 50 in the left lane.

Time to do the needful, America.