I’ll do Eat A Bagel, I’m really good at that one!
A nice egg bagel with cream cheese, nova lox, thin-sliced red onion, tomato, and salt & pepper 🖤
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
I’ll do Eat A Bagel, I’m really good at that one!
A nice egg bagel with cream cheese, nova lox, thin-sliced red onion, tomato, and salt & pepper 🖤
Foot panties!! This is now canon, someone call Merriam-Webster!
Nah, gotta go with soks - can’t have that redundant k in there!
Helen is wearing socks with sandals. Helen don’t give a single phuck.
Same here. I’m in my early forties and retired. Small house, no kids, and we don’t carry debt beyond our mortgage, which will be paid off in 3 months. Not a fancy or flashy lifestyle by any means. It’s possible, it just takes sacrifice and living well below your means during your earning years.
What do you mean by ‘agnostic Christian’ - that would seem to be an oxymoron?
You need to start harvesting soon you jabroni
I just knew this would be Husk Musk!
It’s just disgusting how there’s no low too low for him. What a disgrace he is.
Yep - back in the day the LiveJournal childfree comm had a similar list which was really helpful!
Ack I seem to have grown a penis too?! I’m a fraud!
Oh man it was a nightmare finding someone who would sterilize me. I was 24 when I started seriously looking, and I can’t tell you how many doctors told me I’d change my mind about not wanting kids (insert huuuge eyeroll here), and one doctor even said that he thought my boyfriend was forcing me into it and that I didn’t understand how permanent it was. Thankfully I did finally find someone to take me seriously but man, what a pain in the ass!
Which medicine cabinet did you get?
Yup this is why I got my tubes tied. Too much anxiety just relying on the pill!
Not much of a girlfriend, we never seem to get along
Springfield Twp is largely progressive, I hadn’t even noticed that our police had added the thin blue line to their logo. This doesn’t represent the majority of people here, just the cops, whose biggest on-the-job risk is that someone might get in line ahead of them at Wawa.
Wait hang on I’ve been using “za” for ages, was this not legal until now?
Could we have kippers for breakfast, Mummy dear, Mummy dear?
Is there a known material* that lightsabers don’t cut? Serious question.
*Beyond that time
KyloEmo Ren had a hissy and attacked a console, that thing should’ve been way more damaged.